gotta stay true to my title

supposedly consistency sucks. at least says my former self and i think i agree.

i'm trying to think about how to be inconsistent. hmmmmm...

this is going to be the worst post i've ever written.

i'm watching poker on television right now. i hate poker, but i play it all the time.

i feel no accomplishment after i play. probably because i don't usually win a lot of money, but maybe just because i hate poker. the idea of money makes me feel like dying.

i kind of want to burn it all. i guess i need money to eat food.

i should cook my food on my money fire. i'll get the food from the mcdonald's dollar menu.

i just realized i'm not staying true to my blog title. my posts are consistently shitty. lies.

fuck you liars. i love the idea of girls. that's about it though. i'm just kidding.

girls are awesome. i think i am a girl. maybe that's why i can't get a girlfriend.

most girls are like, 'i don't like sports.' and i'm like, 'ya, i hate sports.' and they're all like, 'gayy.'

and i'm all like, 'fuck you.' and they're all like, 'crying...' and then i'm like, 'shut it, bitch.' then they're all like *kick me in the balls* and i'm all like, 'uuuuuuuuunnna.'

my dad bothers me. he such a douche. he like tries to hug me all the time and shit.

i like poker. it's awesome. i love queens. queens rock. i want a girlfriend.

teenage girls are hot, but annoying. also, it's like illegal to look at them. i used to be a teenager.

i'm hungry and thirsty. i should mix some ice cream and water together.

this post is terrible. i'm gonna go look at food.